Cheap, cheerful, and surprisingly competent

For small businesses, side hustles, market stalls, and people sick of looking half-finished online

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No agency waffle. No daft retainers. No confusing tech chat. No waffle. No retainers.

Proper websites for normal businesses.

Pile of chips being salted
From £75 Proper websites. Silly prices.
Daft prices. Great websites.
Yes, proper sites. Not just a Canva poster.
See the menu I need one

Built for chip shops, barbers, plumbers, dog groomers, cafes, market traders, and anyone whose "website" currently means a Facebook page, an Instagram bio, or pure optimism. For local businesses still getting by with Facebook, Canva, or Instagram.

  • Looks proper on phones
  • Helps people find you on Google
  • Maps, forms, and contact bits sorted
  • No monthly faff unless you actually want it

Today's specials

No poncey discovery calls Yes, even for plumbers Looks good on mobile Google-friendly from the start No "mate said he'd sort it" energy Cheap, but not embarrassing No frills no faff, Only salt and vinegar

What you're actually buying

A proper website, not just a poster pretending to be one.

The branding is a laugh. The actual website bit is not. You get something clear, fast, easy to use on a phone, and dead simple for customers who just want to know what you do, where you are, how to contact you, and whether you're worth bothering.

Especially good if you currently have...

  • A Facebook page doing all the heavy lifting
  • An Instagram page with "DM to book"
  • A Canva post you've been sending people like it's a proper website
  • A website from 2012 that loads like a haunted fax machine
  • A business card and not much else
  • A flyer blu-tacked in the shop window
  • A Linktree doing far too much work
  • A mate who said they'd sort your website and vanished into the mist

Best for

  • Takeaways, cafes and food spots
  • Barbers, beauticians and nail techs
  • Builders, plumbers, sparkies and other tradies
  • Dog groomers, driving instructors, cleaners and mobile valeters
  • Market stalls, local services, small shops and one-person businesses

Menu board

Pick your portion and let's not make this weird.

Straight prices, no hiding the boring bits, and no mystery quote that appears after three phone calls.

Need extra pages, booking systems, more rewrites, or other fancy bits after we chat? That can cost more, but I'll tell you before I do anything sneaky.

Hosting £2.99 a month

The Cone

£75

For when you just need something simple, tidy, and up quickly.

One tidy page / looks good on phones / your contact details sorted / basic Google setup

The Tray

£125

Most ordered

For businesses that want to look properly legit without setting fire to the budget.

Up to 3 pages / see who's landing on it / maps and Google bits sorted

The Large One

£200

For businesses that need a bit more room and a bit more polish.

Up to 5 pages / enquiry form sorted / better wording / I show you what goes where

The You Crack On

£400

For when you'd rather hand it over, crack on with your business, and let me sort the lot.

More hands-on help / hardly any faff for you / updates as I go / tweaks until it's right

Comes with it

The boring important bits, explained like a normal person.

Google setup: so people have a better chance of finding you when they search.

Visitor tracking: so you can see whether anyone is actually landing on it.

Wording help: so it sounds like a decent business, not a sleepy Facebook caption.

Launch help: domains, setup, and the boring bits that usually make people sigh.

No jargon: plain English throughout, because you don't need a TED Talk to launch a website.

How it works

  1. You send me the basics: your business name, what you do, and whatever you've already got lying around.
  2. I build the site so your customers see a proper business, not something your nephew made on a laptop after tea.
  3. We tweak anything obvious, get it live, and suddenly you look like you've got your life together online.

No jargon. No faff. No six-week "journey".

Small print but actually useful

No fluff. No pitch deck. No pretending your dog groomer needs a full brand transformation.

Who this is not for

People wanting a 14-person agency, a moodboard summit, and a quote that causes chest pain.

Hosting and boring bits

£2.99 a month hosting. Domain not included, but I can help you sort it without the usual headache.

Extra bits can cost extra if the job grows arms and legs, but you'll know that before anything gets added.

50% deposit before I start. Fair's fair and it stops everyone going feral.

Right then

Let's get your business online without charging London agency prices for it.

If you want something clear, memorable, and easy for normal people to use, send over your business name, what you do, and which package sounds about right.

Email Kieran

coils1132@gmail.com Click to email

Send over your business name, what you do, and anything you've already got.

If you're not sure which package fits, send the rough idea and I'll point you to the least daft option.

Easy starter: business name / what you do / area you cover / any photos, logo, or links

UK only. Email me first and I'll sort the rest with you.