A proper website, not just a poster pretending to be one.
The branding is a laugh. The actual website bit is dead serious. You're getting
something clear, fast, and dead simple for
customers who just want to know what you do, where you are, how to
ring you, and whether you're actually worth bothering with.
Best for
Trades and local services
Barbers, beauticians, and salons
Cafes, takeaways, and market traders
Side hustles that need to look proper online
Businesses still relying on Facebook or Instagram
Older sites that now look a bit tired
Included
Mobile-friendly layout
Basic on-page SEO setup
Enquiry form or contact route sorted
Plain-English wording tidy-up
Launch help with the boring bits
Not this one
No giant online shops for 99 quid
No building the next Uber on a shoestring
No unlimited revisions disguised as being nice
No giant strategy phase for a one-page job
Need something more involved? Bigger bespoke builds can go through
kieranthlewis.com.
Packages
Pick your portion and let's not make this weird.
Straight prices, no hiding the boring bits, and no mystery quote
that appears after three phone calls.
Launch
£99–£149
One solid page. Looks proper, works on every phone, gets you found.
Pages1 custom page
ContactWhatsApp button & click-to-call
ExtrasGoogle Maps embed & social links
SEOPage titles, meta & Google-ready basics
Timeline3–5 days
Need a contact form? That steps up to Standard — worth it for most businesses.
The obvious questions, answered like a normal person.
Are these fixed prices?
They are public ranges with tight scope caps. The actual quote
depends on what you need, but the site is designed to stop
surprise pricing and scope drift.
What do you need from me?
Usually your business name, what you do, where you work, your
preferred package range, and whatever photos, logo, or rough
notes you already have.
What happens if I need more later?
Small ongoing edits can sit on Monthly care. Bigger changes are
quoted as add-ons so the original package does not quietly turn
into a custom project.
Let's get your business online without charging London agency prices for it.
Send over what you do, what you've already got, and roughly what
you need. A bulleted list on the back of a beer mat is fine. Nobody's asking for a polished brief.
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