Cheap, cheerful, and surprisingly competent

For small businesses, side hustles, market stalls, and blokes with vans

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Cheap websites that still do the job properly.

Cheap As Chips Websites

No agency waffle. No daft retainers. No confusing website chat.

Proper little websites for normal businesses. Proper websites for normal businesses.

Built for chip shops, barbers, nail girls, plumbers, dog groomers, tattoo studios, sandwich legends, local cafes, lads with pressure washers, and anyone currently getting by with a Facebook page, a Canva flyer, or an Instagram bio and a prayer.

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  • Shows up on Google better
  • Tells you who's been on the site
  • Maps, contact forms, and "where are you?" sorted
  • No monthly faff unless you ask for it
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From £50 Proper websites. Silly prices.
Daft prices. Great websites.
yes, proper sites not just a Canva poster
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No agency waffle. No daft retainers. No confusing website chat.

For people currently making do with Instagram, Canva, flyers, Facebook, or pure hope.

  • Shows up on Google better
  • Maps, contact forms, and "where are you?" sorted
  • No monthly faff unless you ask for it

Today's specials

No poncey discovery calls Yes, even for plumbers Fresh chips, fresh websites Mobile-friendly obviously Helps people find you on Google No nephew-with-a-laptop vibes

What you're actually buying

A proper website, not just a Canva graphic with your phone number on it.

The branding is a laugh. The website bit is still serious. You'll get something clear, fast, easy to use on a phone, and actually useful for customers who just want to know what you do, where you are, how much roughly, and whether you're open.

Especially good if you currently have...

  • A Facebook page doing all the heavy lifting
  • An Instagram page with "DM to book"
  • A Canva post you've been sending people for six months
  • A website from 2012 that loads like a haunted fax machine
  • A business card and not much else
  • A flyer blu-tacked in the shop window
  • A Linktree doing far too much work
  • A mate who said they'd sort your website and never did

Best for

  • Takeaways, cafes and food spots
  • Barbers, beauticians and nail techs
  • Builders, plumbers, sparkies and tradies
  • Dog groomers, driving instructors, cleaners and mobile valeters
  • Market stalls, little shops, local services and one-person businesses

Menu board

Pick your portion and let's not overcomplicate it.

The Cone

£50

For when you just need a simple proper website and need it now.

One page / works on phones / contact details / helps Google understand you

The Tray

£75

Most ordered

For businesses that want to look properly legit without spending silly money.

Up to 3 pages / tells you who's visiting / Google maps and search stuff sorted

The Large One

£100

For the ambitious among us. Bit posh. Still nowhere near agency nonsense.

Up to 5 pages / enquiry forms / better wording / handover so you know what's what

The You Crack On

£250

For when you'd rather barely brief me at all and just want me to get on with it properly.

Higher-touch service / minimal faff from you / I show you bits as I go / we tweak it until you like it

Comes with it

The boring important bits, explained like a normal person.

Google stuff: set up so people have a better chance of finding you when they search.

Visitor tracking: you'll be able to see if people are actually landing on the site.

Wording help: enough polish so it doesn't sound like you typed it half asleep.

Launch help: help with domains, setup, and what to do next once it's live.

No jargon: I explain it in plain English rather than pretending we're at a tech conference.

How it works

  1. You send your business name, what you do, and anything you've already got like logos, photos, or an old Canva post.
  2. I turn that into a proper website without vanishing into a six-week "strategy phase".
  3. You get something live that looks far better than the price has any right to.

Quick turnaround. Minimal faff. No pretending this needs a workshop.

Small print but actually useful

No fluff. No pitch deck. No pretending your dog groomer needs a full brand transformation.

Who this is not for

People wanting a 14-person agency, a six-week moodboard summit, and a quote that causes chest pain.

Hosting and boring bits

£2.99 a month hosting. Domain not included, but I can sort that with you if you need a hand.

50% deposit required before I get started. Fair's fair.

Right then

Let's get your business online without charging London agency prices for it.

If you want a site that feels local, memorable, and easy for normal people to use, send over your business name, what you do, and which package sounds about right.

Email Kieran Lewis

coils1132@gmail.com Click to email

Send over your business name, what you do, and anything you've already got.

UK only. Email me first and I'll get in touch from there.